Which car is the most... "WOKE!!?!?!??"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/31/2017 at 19:26 • Filed to: Fuuuuuuuusion

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(This means for you to post cars with popup headlights!)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:27

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So OPPO ELI5: what the hell does woke mean?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/31/2017 at 19:29

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Popup headlights

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:35

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Obviously the Miata. Because it’s “woke” to the harm of manufacturing pollution. Plus when it breaks down, you can recycle the parts or get used parts for minimal environment impact. Plus the lightweight and small wheels mean less pollution from the manufacture of it’s tires and less pollution from brake dust.

So yes, pretty “woke.”

I also support a penalty of a dropkick to the chest of anyone who uses “woke” seriously.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/31/2017 at 19:35

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Aa far as I can tell it doesn’t mean sweet or radical.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/31/2017 at 19:36

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I woke up and I went to work and hopefully soon I will woke down.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:38

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BRZ. Although with the headlights on it looks like it has the crazy eyes.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:41

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I mean the political use of “woke.”

I’m “woke” to the fact that

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:45

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For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:47

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Not the German or Japanese cars that’s for sure

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 03/31/2017 at 19:49

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But is North Carolina the most WOKE of all the teams?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:53

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“Bruh. I know the feels.”

I wish I could find one head-on like this without a plate and with stock headlamps. Apparently every fool that owns one replaces them with garbage aftermarket ones.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:57

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 19:57

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This car is so happy that it brings me joy just looking at it.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:04

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I’m debating doing a kit to get rid of them, but I dunno...

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:06

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Mine

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 03/31/2017 at 20:10

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Well, all they do is break... But they’re cool when they work!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 03/31/2017 at 20:11

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He doesn’t look very waked, he looks sleepy.

vp917 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:15

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The Cizeta V16T comes with double popup headlights for MAXIMUM OVERWOKE.

Also, a completely unrelated mockup that I found amongst the related images:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > vp917 03/31/2017 at 20:17

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That’s a level of woke beyond all wakes.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:26

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Mine works great so far, so I’m hesitant to mess with it while it’s fine.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:28

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It’s been a long day

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 03/31/2017 at 20:36

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That’s the only kind of day I have any more.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:42

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With your ours and running all over the place, I’m sure.

TylerLinner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:47

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I think GM kills it in this competition.

TylerLinner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:50

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Dat Cyclops doe

TylerLinner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 20:55

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And another one

And another one

and another one

another one

another one

Yeah I found a thread. Deal with it.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 21:01

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What ever you are in!

(2nd is from google)

Scary__goongala! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 21:22

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NA gang or die

Under_Score > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/31/2017 at 21:30

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A black Miata with pop-up headlights.

TheStraightSixKid > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/01/2017 at 03:51

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TheStraightSixKid > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/01/2017 at 03:53

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I don’t want the Wiata to get jealous.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/01/2017 at 16:48

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 04/01/2017 at 16:55

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NO!